{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Brown locust","displaytitle":"Brown locust","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4976390","titles":{"canonical":"Brown_locust","normalized":"Brown locust","display":"Brown locust"},"pageid":23637118,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/Locustana-pardalina.jpg/330px-Locustana-pardalina.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Locustana-pardalina.jpg","width":1600,"height":1066},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1230619956","tid":"d11c1bf3-3193-11ef-8c35-b7ed258550a5","timestamp":"2024-06-23T19:07:21Z","description":"Species of grasshopper","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_locust","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_locust?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_locust?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Brown_locust"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_locust","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Brown_locust","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_locust?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Brown_locust"}},"extract":"The brown locust is a medium-sized small locust species in the monotypic genus Locustana. It is found in Southern Africa and shows classic gregarious behaviour with phase polymorphism on crowding.","extract_html":"
The brown locust is a medium-sized small locust species in the monotypic genus Locustana. It is found in Southern Africa and shows classic gregarious behaviour with phase polymorphism on crowding.
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{"type":"standard","title":"OV1-12","displaytitle":"OV1-12","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q113251550","titles":{"canonical":"OV1-12","normalized":"OV1-12","display":"OV1-12"},"pageid":71365571,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Ov1-1.jpg/330px-Ov1-1.jpg","width":320,"height":247},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Ov1-1.jpg","width":1392,"height":1075},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1142054216","tid":"ab1a585b-b739-11ed-ba06-ec62f3f1820b","timestamp":"2023-02-28T07:29:43Z","description":"US Air Force satellite","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OV1-12","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OV1-12?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OV1-12?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:OV1-12"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OV1-12","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/OV1-12","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OV1-12?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:OV1-12"}},"extract":"Orbiting Vehicle 1–12 was a satellite launched 27 July 1967 to measure the radiation hazard posed by solar flares. Part of the OV1 series of USAF satellites, using standardized designs and sent to orbit on decommissioned Atlas ICBMs to reduce development and launching costs, OV1-12 was launched with two other satellites in the series, OV1-11 and OV1-86, in the first triple launch of the program. Only partially successful due to an inability to remain stable in orbit, the satellite reentered the Earth's atmosphere on 22 July 1980.","extract_html":"
Orbiting Vehicle 1–12 was a satellite launched 27 July 1967 to measure the radiation hazard posed by solar flares. Part of the OV1 series of USAF satellites, using standardized designs and sent to orbit on decommissioned Atlas ICBMs to reduce development and launching costs, OV1-12 was launched with two other satellites in the series, OV1-11 and OV1-86, in the first triple launch of the program. Only partially successful due to an inability to remain stable in orbit, the satellite reentered the Earth's atmosphere on 22 July 1980.
"}{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?","punchline":"Your head hits the ceiling!","id":126}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?","punchline":"Because he had a vowel movement.","id":314}