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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a singing Laptop?","punchline":"A Dell","id":7}

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Neela Vaanam is a 1965 Indian Tamil-language film, directed by P. Madhavan and produced by Varathan. The film stars Sivaji Ganesan, Devika and Rajasri. It was released on 10 December 1965.

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The Hocking River is a 102-mile-long (164 km) right tributary of the Ohio River in southeastern Ohio in the United States.

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